Friday, April 18, 2014

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AFTER HEARING THIS JOKE I AM NOT SO SURE ITS FUNNY2EARTHLINGS BUT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN REMEMBER 2TELL KWAME
so ok this black slave who got killed hung up and shot and beatup during slavery and this holocaust jew who starved until they were emiciated then shot and rolled into a whole with hundreds of others both go2sea God at the same time and the jew say OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT? HOW COULD YOU ALLOW ANYBODY YES BUT US GOD WE ARE YOUR CHOSEN PEOPLE-HOW COULD YOU ALLOW SUCH UTTER HORROR2HAVE OCCURRED? DID YOU LOSE YOUR MIND GOD? and God said-you know what u r right i really messed up big time on that it just seemed kinda funny at the time ya know he has that little funny charlie chaplin mustache and he’s shouting it just seemed kind funny but i guess not tell ya what each of you have the ability now2replicate your ideal lifestyle and you now have the ability2replicate yourselves in over one thousand varieties and the holocaust victim said WE’VE ALWAYS KNOWN HOW2DO THAT! THAT’S NOT A GIFT! God say but now you’ve worked out the kinks you can enjoy the blessings better and understand the curses in ways other people never will and i’ll throw in Hollywood!
Then he turned to the black slave who had been terrozed in ways that 12 years a slave only brushed over and God says -well whatdya hafta say? the slave said- YA KNOW WHAT GOD I STILL BELIEVE THAT I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO QUESTION GOD BUT I GOT A SON AND HE GOT HIS OWN BELIEFS AND HE REFUSES 2TALK 2U SAYIN THAT SLAVERY WAS SOME REAL FUCKED UP BULLSHIT THAT JUST NEVAH GONNA BE CLEANED UP SO I CANT ASK YA NOTHING BUT FOR MY SON I’M ASKING YOU TO MAKE PEACE WITH HIM God say- yeah i messed up with that too ya know they were just supposed to go get different people and build up communities and everybody having fun i dont know the chains and the whips and the guns but ya know i said well yeah ya know a little stress a kinda pledging rights of passage light hazing nothing 2extreme get to the new lands and ya start building in peace communities but no it didnt work out like that so i tell ya what ya son will help create hip-hop and they can pretty much say and do what needs to be said
Then God looked at both of um and u know what God said Kwame? God said -…well i cant tell that part but u can make it up OK!

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