I WONDER WOULD MY LIFE BE ANY DIFFERENT HAD I INVOKED B4 THE SKY FELL IN MY LAP AT 9 YEARS OLD - MY 15 YEAR OLD ANCESTOR WHO HAD A SEA OF ALBINO BABIES AND WAS RESCUED FROM HER HOMETOWN THAT DESPISED HER BY A BAND OF TIME TRAVELING ALCHEMISTS WHOSE LEADER WAS A MERMAID WITH A HEART OF GOLD