NEW YORK UNIVERSITY TISCH SCHOOL OF THE ARTS 1999 CLASS PRESIDENT TISH BENSON SPEECH 15 years after graduating WHAT HAVE U BEEN UP2 TISH BENSON?

Well YA know not necessarily in this order I became a SUPANATURAL TIME TRAVELER I prayed to every version of the moon I got married got turned into a cat had sex with other aliens became the wicked witch in a ghosted place named HAINTTOWN observed how friends tear each other to shreds then feel bad so they DEAD um instead of apologizing 

I have experienced terrible Ugly storms gone to funerals of folks who should still be here which proves there must be a better place and this is the worst place  

I wrote a book

I have danced and sang while eating fried chicken Became the mother of strange inventions and wonderous ancient futuristic places get this

I have been hated by those who became very wealthy from my worth

Now shall I speak

On LOVE?

Or

Do u want to see my

Ass?

She who asks the Questions