SKYWRITING IN REDCLAY DIRT TO MINDY KALING: DEAR MINDY SINCE MORK WENT BACK 2HIS PLANET AND THE WHOLE WORLD WENT BACK 100 YEARS I AM HOPING THIS IS A GOOD TIME 4U 2B REAL HONEST WITH ME - WTF EXACTLY HAPPENED IN REAL TIME? I UNDERSTAND IT ALL IN THE SUPANATURAL EXPRESSION BUT HELL'S FIRE DO I COMPREHEND THE SHINANIGANS AS TO WHY ALL MY GOOD STUFF GOT TURNED INTO TSUNAMIS & IF U CAN BE SO HELPFUL AS TO FILL IN THE BLANKS I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT RESPECTFULLY TISHIE

BOYS ARE ADORABLE. BOYS TRAIL OFF THEIR SENTENCES IN AN APPEALING WAY. BOYS BRING A KNAPSACK TO WORK. BOYS GET HAIRCUTS FROM THEIR ROOMMATE, WHO “TOTALLY KNOWS HOW TO CUT HAIR.” BOYS CAN PACK UP THEIR WHOLE LIFE IN A DUFFEL BAG AND MOVE TO BROOKLYN FOR A GIG IF THEY NEED TO. BOYS HAVE “GIGS.” BOYS ARE BROKE. AND WHEN THEY DO HAVE MONEY, THEY SPEND IT ON A TRIP TO COLORADO TO SEE A MUSIC FESTIVAL. BOYS DON’T KNOW HOW TO ADJUST THEIR CONVERSATION WHEN THEY’RE TALKING TO THEIR FRIENDS OR TO YOUR PARENTS.
UNTIL I WAS THIRTY, I ONLY DATED BOYS, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. I’LL TELL YOU WHY. MEN SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
MEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. MEN MAKE CONCRETE PLANS. MEN OWN ALARM CLOCKS. MEN SLEEP ON A MATTRESS THAT ISN’T ON THE FLOOR. MEN TIP GENEROUSLY. MEN BUY NEW SHAMPOO INSTEAD OF ADDING WATER TO A NEARLY EMPTY BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO. MEN GO TO THE DENTIST. MEN MAKE RESERVATIONS. MEN GO IN FOR A KISS WITHOUT GIVING YOU SOME LONG PREAMBLE ABOUT HOW THEY’RE THINKING OF KISSING YOU… MEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY DON’T LET YOU IN ON THEIR INNER MONOLOGUE, AND THAT IS SCARY.

  Mindy Kaling on boys vs. men- Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (via wordsthat-speak)