DEAR GODFATHER MONK EYE THINK I SAW THE SHAMAN BIGFOOT AT THE BUS STOP WHEN HAINTTOWN STOPPED THE WHEELS FROM SPINNING TO SEA HOW LONG I COULD HOLD MY PISS AND THEN WHEN THE DRIVER FINALLY COME THRU HE WAS THE MARLBORO MAN AT THE GREEN STOP

Wandering shaman 'mistaken' for Bigfoot in North Carolina - BBC News