thou i still don't understand the whole story but a group of unvisionary folks decided scenicville was a coonshow the world could do without so after much work to convert it into a more earthly matter sandytown was formed and oh how the people did show up then the evil lying math wizard say global warming stupid go to sleep little baby and everybody did and now only the shadow people are awake SHHHH ITSA SECRET (i like this picture of the president and PORTAL REALLY LIKES IT)