SUREALIST EXILE/itsa lie- ma'am excuse me u have such a lovely jacket on do u mind walking by as we take this picture/why?/well we are doing an article on it closing and we need a picture and we thought it would be a nice contrast to the green and yellow and the bricks and it shows a new yorker out on a stroll in a lovely red coat and hat/oh my god! just take the damn picture of the shop if thats really what the story is about/well it is but ok we'll let you in on a bit of a secret ya sea its this crazy bitch in hainttown we really are fucking with ya sea the shop is closing and its name is ess and she wrote this book that all of the world hates and we are all against her and well that bright red coat and black hat exactly matches the cover of the book and you're an old person and well she's a monster and not saying that your a monster but well -/oh ya know now that u mention it like that i do know what youre talking about yes we all use to love her now we all hate her what fun this is ok i will cooperate because its so much fun to hate her but i thought that all of that was supposed to end when the ball dropped 2015?/well no we're keeping it up because she keeps making planes fall out of the sky so we still gotta stick it to the black witch/yes ok #SandytownLore

Gramercy bagel shop Ess-a-Bagel will close later this month after 39 years in business.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/ess-a-bagel-close-month-article-1.2081366